3 bonus tips for the dudes

1. Once you're in there, dancing with her, always follow her every motion closely, maximizing the cock/butt contact. even -- no! especially -- if she's off rhythm. what she wants to feel is that "i'll follow you wherever you go" vibe that you get from a loyal dog. women find that very sexy.

2. Don't waste any time with the music. The best would be to not even know who is djing and pretend to know a couple of songs. The more you care about that shit, the more of a pansy-ass art fag that could never please her you look like. So buck up and stop caring. If possible, look like you are not enjoying it, but wouldn't mind a cock rub. She's down.

3. If you get lucky (very important word that correctly correlates love making with gambling) NEVER GO DOWN ON HER. It's a trap!!! If we were supposed to please women with our mouths, why don't they have dicks? See my point! Having sex is about women worshipping your cock while you visualize porns (and she pretends its about her. that's what's in it for her, all that emotional shit).