Having a Great Time in SF can be fun for the whole Family

Sometimes homeless people poop on the street. I know, throw them out of the city, right? Well we can't... because of liberals, dems and "the useless few" that make our lives hard.

We can keep them clean by creating elaborate legislation that makes it difficult for people to start and run businesses.

Even better, we can write our opinions online about what legislation should be made. How will San Francisco ever have that "PIZAZZ" that you get from Walnut Creek or Danville without people fervently and publicly expressing their opinions? It would be tiring to be that voice... harder than you can imagine. Always enforcing against defecators, pushing aside feelings of sympathy for the poor, and saying what's right, no matter whose friend is the person pooping.

Thankfully, someone is here to help you. A certain someone has your back, always.