Monday, February 23, 2009

Romantic Explosion

Even by my own idiosyncratic standards, I am living the good life. I am in motion and my movement is honest and original; progress is slow but at my own pace. Though the absence of my heroic allies is crippling, I evidence my own heroism by rejuvenating within myself that which before I drew upon others for, doubtless thanks to those bonds of alliance still residing in my heart, pulsing in time with my own essence. My only troubles are those that make me happy; in wanting rightly, I want for nothing.

There is only one thing missing, one corner left undecorated, one last piece of the puzzle: someone with whom to intimately share all this. A girlfriend or boyfriend. But the women I encounter at the University of Washington lack zest, and the men who frequent my favorite clubs are too often indiscreet. So, in seeking to finish furnishing my life, I have turned to the source from which I furnished my house: the redoubtable craigslist.

As I ever seek only the most sincere and meaningful of discourse, I decided to take a risk and be perfectly honest about my innermost feelings.

http://i43.tinypic.com/2cpokyr.jpg

Please let me know what you think.

7 comments:

Robin said...

Devin.

My GOD. This is seriously the funniest thing you have ever posted.

PrincipleD said...

I can't read it without imagining your man-child voice reading it aloud, Robin.

"Hello ladies of the internet!"

If only I had said that to TBF Girl.

Robin said...

Women of the internet, Behold me!

Ugen said...

HAHAHA...

this was a dangerous thing to see while working...

ColonelB said...

ahaha.....can we please send this guy a reply?

not "a boy toy to be tossed aside"
Yes!Yes!Yes!

Robin said...

See that's the real question... did you create this for amusement, Devin? and if so, who is the dude in the photo?

PrincipleD said...

I wish I could make this up. This is a legitimate craigslist entry. Adrian Harris found it, or a screen capture of it, and sent it to me.

It's really just too good to be true.